Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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