So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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