I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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