Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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