I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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