Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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