Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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