is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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