question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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