I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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