Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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