i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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