Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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