consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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