Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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