Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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