i permit you to call me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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