Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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