I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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