she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I have feelings that need drinking.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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