Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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