we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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