North Korea, Best Korea!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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