Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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