Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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