dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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