She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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