every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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