did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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