Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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