We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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