Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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