Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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