worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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