Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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