She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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