I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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