i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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