I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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