Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I need to calm my uterus...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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