no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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