It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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