She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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