I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i dont even know how to be here
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
