She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm always down for nudity.
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