i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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