we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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