So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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