she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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