actually, I'm a sock model
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
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I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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