Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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