so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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