There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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