upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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