pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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