He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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